Well, I ordered it. I paid for it. You sent it.
A thrilling trilogy of transactional success.
No fireworks, no drama, no handwritten love notes tucked inside the parcel. Just good old-fashioned commerce at its most… functional.
Was it bad? Nope.
Was it memorable? Also nope.
Did it arrive riding a llama with a cocktail in hand? Sadly, no.
So yes,three stars. Solid, unremarkable, and exactly what I paid for. Like toast without butter. Gets the job done, but no one’s writing poetry about it